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Pogwarts

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Eorzea's Premier School of Eikon-Slaying — where wayward adventurers earn their doctorate in wiping on purpose.

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The Student Body

Four Great Houses

On the first night, the Sorting Hat chooses your house for you or you pester it long enough to get to the house you want

Element · Fire

Ifrit's Nails

The Raiders

You might belong with Ifrit, With their hunger for hard content and challenges galore. They also like to help other people with these, Though they might not be subbed after a patch or more.

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Element · Wind

Garuda's Feathers

The Introverts

You might fit with Garuda, Cool and the best dressed of the lot. They’re often found in the inn, Fixing their glams more often than not.

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Element · Holy

Moogle's Puffs

The Bubbly Ones

Maybe you would like to join the Moogles, Fun to be with, social, and cuddly. They keep on just talking and talking, Annoying you to the point of being their buddy.

Glam Housing Photo Ops
Element · Earth

Titan's Toes

The Outcasts

Or mayhap chill with the Titans, Rocking the house down like a disaster. Though few in number they’re pretty strong, I have to write that because Kayako is headmaster.

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Beyond the Lecture Hall

Featured Campus Events

School is loud. Two flagship nights keep the student body from splintering into four rival gangs.

“If the Janitor wasn't so lazy, we'd probably have more events…”
Closed until further notice

Hog's Mic · Promo Reel

Press play — the promo reel runs when the file is ready, or the stage stays dark.

On Stage Schedule · Announced on Discord

Hog's Mic

The idea primarily started while celebrating the birthday event of one of our lovely FC members, Polgara Belgarath. From the desperation of trying to earn money to be able to buy a large plot, Hog's Mic was born — an open-stage venue for everyone who loves and enjoys singing or screaming.

Hosting this event are Kayako Nakamura and James Redfist along with the Pogwarts members Polgara Belgarath, Light Soda, Chinchoppa Chinchoppa, Shiona Evangelique, Ithil Kaelek, Lang Surd, Midori Haruna, Lav Blomst, Sweet Corn, Cherry Belles, Zelnaris Zin and Ymisha Mael as staff. We serve only the finest quality drinks and delectable food created by our specialist Pogwarts Chefs and Alchemists.

“Attendance is mandatory. Lurking counts, but aetheryte earplugs do not.”

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Broadcast Old Episodes · On Spotify

WoL on the Street

With a growing interest regarding FFXIV's RP Community, WoL on the Street was made to know what the word on the streets of Eorzea's RP community is. If you're interested in it as well, try to take a listen as we interview various RP venue owners to learn more about this very unique aspect of FFXIV. Our field reporter survives on nothing but free canapés and courage.

“Fresh tape every moon. The venue owners do the talking; we do the interrupting.”

Archives of Pogwarts

The Yearbook

Vol. I of our graduating class of eikon-slayers. Flip through, point, and laugh affectionately at house photos.

Graduate Album  ·  Vol. I  ·  58 Pages

Summoning the yearbook…

Page 01 / 58

Use the arrows to flip  ·  58 pages of incriminating evidence

Admissions Desk

Apply to Pogwarts

There is no public front gate. Tell the faculty who your Warrior of Light is and a prefect will reach you on Discord when your parchment lands.

The Fine Print

Gated
  • Open to every job and playstyle — raiders, glam enjoyers, housing gremlins and chaos vectors alike.
  • No parse required. You are assessed on vibe, glam, and whether you laughed at the right joke.
  • Applications land directly in the officers' Discord — never in a public channel, never handed out as an invite link.
  • Keep your Discord messages open. That is exactly where the prefect will come looking for you.

A Word From the Janitor

“We are Eorzea's premier school of eikon-slaying. We're a melting pot of whatever culture from all over. We just like having a fancy professional looking website. But nothing about us is fancy nor professional.”

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“Application reviews are not a DPS check.”

After the Application

From Application to Alumni

Parchment sent? Roughly how the next few moons go — and who to poke if a prefect is slow on the reply.

The Enrollment Path

  1. I

    Parchment received

    Your application lands in the officers' Discord. A prefect reads it — usually within a day or two, eikon-slaying schedule permitting.

  2. II

    The private invite

    If the Sorting Hat nods, a prefect sends a private message in Discord straight to you. Keep those lines open!

  3. III

    The sorting ceremony

    This is not a DPS check. There'll be a house tour, a quick interview, and finally, you'll be sorted into your house!

Back to the Application

Haven't filed yet? The Admissions Desk is one scroll up.

Pogwarts Castle

Open House

Empyreum — Ward 4 · Plot 60

Aegis, Elemental. The Great Hall hosts Hog's Mic, outside is the Outdoor Markets, in the cellar is a secret chamber, and the rooftop is reserved for dramatic monologues and brooding by yourself.

Campus Visitor Log

The Guestbook

Every signature is reviewed by the faculty before it is pinned to the wall — no spam, no wandering Primals shouting over the inkwell.

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